There's a lot you can say about Pat Robertson. Idiot. Moron. Jackass. Psycho. Lunatic. Fraud. Satan. And that's being polite. It's amazing how a man obviously missing a couple of books from the New Testament is allowed to pollute the airwaves.

When he's not taking credit for the death of a Supreme Court Justice, he's praying for the assassination of an elected official in Venezuela. But, just to show the world that the old man has still got it, Pat has decided to share with us yet another conversation he's had with God.

Brace yourself, kids. Pat has found out who's the culprit behind Hurricane Katrina. Pssh. No it's the not the God Pat claims to speak for. It's daytime talk show host and....*grits teeth*....LESBIAN (dun dun dun)...Ellen DeGeneres.

“By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath,” Robertson said on “The 700 Club” on Sunday. “Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?”

He then hinted that Ellen may also be behind 9/11, since she hosted the Emmy awards around the same time. Why oh why is this man not locked inside of a room with padded walls?

Wait, there is more.

“God already allows one awards show to promote the homosexual agenda,” Robertson declared. “But clearly he will not tolerate such sinful behavior to spread beyond the Tonys.”

You cannot make this stuff up.

“America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation.”

And I'm waiting for this con artist to get deported.