What do you do when the war you schemed to start seems unwinnable, the dollar you're in charge of controlling is close to becoming the new peso, and your popularity or lack thereof becomes less and less evident as the months pass by --- all within a mid term election year? Do you apologize for your actions? Do you introduce new ideas that'll pull the country out of the mess your imbecilic policies dragged us into? Of course not. Why bother when all you have to do is play off the fears of a homophobic and ultra-religious society? Like he did just two years ago, Dumbya is attacking the source of all this country's current grief: homosexuals and their unrelenting quest to destroy the oh so sacred institution of marriage.

Here is a transcript of the idiot-in-chief's speech made earlier today.

And here is the President's jock-strap taking his rhetoric and shoving it down the throat of its intended audience: the ever tolerant conservative base of America. Sure, they're mad that your policies aren't really that reflective of conservative ideology. But hey, you read the Bible, you hate gays, you're anti-Affirmative Action, and you'll fight a merit less war and make room to start another the second the "biased liberal media" (that seems to be in your backpocket, oddly enough) turns a blind eye, all is forgiven.

Taking the bait, soon after more credible news outlets will cover your nonsense. Like here. And here. And here.

I support gay marriage. I am pro-marriage. Gays should be able to enjoy the same rights as heterosexual couples. Homosexuals should abandon their attempt to desecrate the holy sacrament of marriage.

The cultural war is on.

Naturally, the votes aren't there, but what does it matter when you're more interested in playing politics?

"Ages of experience have taught us that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society," Bush said in his weekly radio address. "Government, by recognizing and protecting marriage, serves the interests of all."

Right, because we all want future George's and Barbara's to raise such selfless, tolerant, caring, and courageous people like you, W.