Someone "Ring The Alarm" and tell me who she looks like. I can't take it anymore. Time to call on a higher power to save Janet from her yes people.

God,

As you can see Lord, things aren't looking too good for Miss Boring and Predictable (if you have eyes and ears). Please let Janet not have a wack ass second single. I mean, you heard "Call On Me." Well, you probably didn't because you're all knowing so you probably knew her first single was going to be bullshit before she even recorded it. But please God, please let her find some sense of creativity before she drops her album with the really wack title. Let it not be too late. Let me not waste my $9.99 on sale at Best Buy plus tax in vain. I'm buying it because as a Janet fan, I have no real choice. And God, please, please, please, let her not do the same old choreography. Let her know that the Rhythm Nation had an uprising and that there is a dictator that requires more than a sexy robot trying to serve me. Lastly God, please make her give Beyonce her weave back. One is bad enough.

Amen.

You're the homie!

Michael

P.S. Since I have your attention, can she chart better with the second single, too? Number 847 on the Cold 1000 isn't a good look.