Well it looks like the Cheetah Girls tour stopped in Atlanta and someone got inspired. Now, I'm not the fashion police, so I won't be as good as ripping her as the people over at Go Fug Yourself would be, but I know ugly when I see it. That's half the battle right there.

Monica's leg looks like one of those boney throwaway chicken wings the hood Chinese spot gives when you when they put a little extra into your bag. Now, I myself am thin, so I know we us slim and fly folk have got to stick together, but damn, are her legs on strike? Are they refusing to get any larger in protest?

Monica looks so happy to be there. I should really lay off her. How can I hate anyone that creates a song called "Sideline Ho?" Monica is cool people. She's also scary people, openly discussing her penchant for glocks in the latest Vibe magazine. Valuing my life, I think I'll stop now though I'll leave you with this: