I gather since In The Mix was everything but at the box office, Usher's on to plan J to jumpstart his movie career. Since Usher doesn't strike me as the most secure person (I believe he masks his insecurities under the guise of arrogance, hiding everything else under his nose), I don't doubt the crafty individuals over at the Church of Scientology (Planet Zerk , stand up!... kidding) will convince him to join the fold. And I'm almost certain Tom Cruise and John Travolta will just adore him. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Enjoy worshipping a spaceship. Ush.

And Katie, I only have one word of advice for you: RUN!