Cute. I can see Osama making a few calls right now.

Regan, who executive-produced A&E's "Growing Up Gotti," draws parallels between Wafah and Victoria Gotti, both of whom share infamous last names.

How do you think Osama is going to react to the idea of his niece being likened to the daughter of a mafia king pin?

"It's just showing that someone from these different cultures has the same aspirations, fears and insecurities that any 20-something would have."

Isn't that special?

"She was educated in Switzerland and is on her own in New York," Regan said. "It's not a terribly original story, but she has a lot of allure, sex appeal and personality.

Allure, sex appeal, and personality? I'm going bunker shopping the second I'm done with this entry.

"Here's the thing: [Wafah] is related to [Usama], but she is not him," Regan said. "Just because she carries the name doesn't mean she's in any way representative of what he's about."

Which is probably why he hates her and will hate Americans even more (if that's possible) for allowing the world to see that.