“My God is a God who wants me to have things,” the singer tells May’s Blender magazine. “He wants me to bling. He wants me to be the hottest thing on the block. I don’t know what kind of God the rest of y’all are serving, but the God I serve says, ‘Mary, you need to be the hottest thing this year, and I’m gonna make sure you’re doing that’.”

I think that statement is just worded poorly, because it's making me feel like God is somewhere looking down on me and saying, "Yo punk ass deserves to be broke. I ain't seen ya in mass regularly since 2002. Stay broke! You hear that. Stay broke! And I'm busting ya knee caps next week, just 'cuz."

:(

I'm going to wake up tomorrow and sing about drama and no more drama. Maybe then I could pay my Visa bill.