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Wednesday, January 10, 2007
3:41 PM


Pretty Values

 


I hate Pretty Ugly for a number of reasons. The main one being that they're ignorant. Other reasons include these bugawolves having the audacity to include the word "pretty" in their group name when they're uglier than sloth, not to mention the small issue of their being music artists with no actual talent.

But, you know, I don't buy their music, and I'm smart enough not to stare at them long enough for the fear that I will turn to stone, so I'm not affected. I can't say the same for impressionable young black females, however. Click here to see what values they're instilling in our children.

Yes, you heard it right. According to Pretty Ricky all the niggas eat pussy and all the hoes suck dick.

What sound knowledge to pass on to an audience that consists of girls anywhere between 10 and 17.

Judging from some of the comments left on Youtube, their fans are taking note.

LMAO! DEM BOYZ A MESS! IT HAD 2 B MA BABI LEADIN IT ON! I LOVE U SLICK! BUT DATZ TRU ALL NIGGAZ EAT CLICK N ALL HOES SUCK DICK! I GUESS I DONT! BUT MA CLICK GET EATIN DOE! LOL!

das mad crazi...lol they was prolly horny as hell up ther..lol

A WELL THEY GOTTA DO WHAT THEY GOTTA DO
I LIIKED IT

These comments come from lilsickem04, Sexyladiii, and Gtatiana018, respectively.

I know they're young, but can these dumb ass kids at least learn how to spell clit if they're going to use it in a fragmented sentence?

Not to be outdone Youtube user zaharaluv chimes in with, "Shyt, Ill turn into a hoe for Pleasure sexy ass."

Not only is this little failure of our education system blind, she also has no self-respect. It's kind of sad to peak that early.

Where are the parents? Hell, where are the exterminators?

Since they don't seem to be around, I'd like to pass on a message to these young girls:

YOU GON HAVE KEDZ AND THE HERPUS OR WHUTEVA THEY CUL IT. THEM BUMPS YO. PICT UP A BOOKE. THE KINE WIT WURDS IN NEM. PLEASE. FA THA LUV OF THE GOD READ SUMTHIN.

Pretty Rick is currently on the Scream 5 tour, which is proudly sponsored by BET.

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