Are you a ho? Do you mess around with them? Do you have a ho on the sideline? Are you a sideline ho yourself (nasty ass!)? If so, Monica wants to her your tale. Clearly desperate for attention, Monica is launching what is arguably one of the tackiest campaigns to push a single in recent memory.

What's the prize for the fan with the best ho story? Why a trip to the Soul Train Awards, of course! What other crowd would be more accepting ? No word on whether the winner also receives a complimentary bottle of Hennessy (they've upped her budget) and a three piece dinner from Church's.

To those of you considering entering this moral-boosting competition, be forewarned: "3. UPLOAD video (We approve all videos - so no R-rated confessions)"

Yes, there will be no naughty confessions on Youtube, you hear! The people at Youtube are feriously hard at work to preserve the sanctity of a song entitled "Sideline Ho."

Also, make sure you go out and cop Monica's latest mixtape.

And Jesus wept. Actually, I'm doubting that. He's probably laughing at Monica's ass like everyone else.

Spotted @ C & D.

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