I suppose I better get back into the swing of things before my last entry is forwarded to Dr. Phil or worse, Juanita Bynum.
I've never been big on Halloween. When I was six, I dressed up like whatever the blue one's name was from Tiny Toon Adventures. After that, the folk just bought candy and I cleaned up at school. I've never been a big candy eater and real life is scarier than any costume or horror film themed around Halloween (including the Saw series). But, keeping with the theme of the day, here is a list of all that is spooky.
1. Watching Star and Al have sex.
2. Being Tocarra's personal assistant.
3. Pepa's new nose.
4. The last season of Nip/Tuck.
5. Becoming Tom Cruise's latest prop to push the heterosexual image. Hi, Katie.
6. Being Britney Spears' son.
7. Being Britney Spears' anything.
8. Mya's career.
9. Informing J.Lo that her would be Oscar contender, Bordertown, is heading straight to video.
10. Kelly Rowland's backbone.
11. The sick freak that had sex with a dead corpse.
12. The horror movie starring Omarion and Marques Houston.
