It looks like Popeyes and KFC have ended their 'beef' and have announced that they will both star in a new reality show. Birds of a feather truly bawk together, don't they?

What can we expect? Ass clapping? Neck rolling? Lots of obscenities? Bad acting? That will probably all be in the first episode that I will be watching.

What? Did you think I was going to say I would never watch such trash? I said that about two years ago with the first Flavor of Love, but then I caught the tail end of Season Two, discovered New York (though her solo show is sleep-inducing), and got hooked long enough to start feeling bad about myself.

Then I watched Charm School and got over it. I'm actually not a big fan of Larissa/Bootz/The Grinch, but I like Shay/Buckeey/Bad Blond Wig Wearer enough to check out the show.

But if it's too stereotypical, I promise to grab the largest book in my room, knock myself out with it, then turn CNN back on. They'll probably be reporting on Britney Spears' 97th late night run to Taco Bell, though.