This is what happens when your pregnant mother's attitude towards drinking alcohol dictates, "A lil' wine or MD 2020 won't hurt the baby" and/or when your outlook towards class, learning to read, and embracing maturity all lose sight once someone says, "Damn! Look at that ass!"
He might be able to get me to dance, but I doubt he could win me any money if someone bet me that could complete a full reading of Green Eggs and Ham.
Bear witness to the early stages of a generation under 'No Child Left Behind.'