Is there some sort of Christmas remix that I don’t know about, or did these people just buy some Christmas lights on clearance and decide to celebrate a little late --- and threw a heart on a tree to throw people off? On my way home from the gym, I passed a house that was lit up with the holiday spirit ---albeit about a month late. My brother pointed out that maybe it’s for Valentine’s Day. I suppose that explains the heart, but huh? When did people start putting up lights in celebration of Valentine’s Day? Is Hallmark on a new hustle? Then again, this could be a clever way to lure children to the new Cool Cup house. Help me out, ya’ll, because I put myself at risk of being shot for walking in their yard to take a picture of this.

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