2. Why can Fabolous top the charts on Twitter but not Billboard?
3. Why would anyone want to read 400 pages of Sarah Palin talking about herself?
4. Why does it look like they almost forgot to include Lamar Odum in the shot?
5. Should I be happy that isn’t an Obama Liquor Store or an Obama Fried Chicken franchise?
6. Does blame on GM’s closure of Saturn fall on Moesha Mitchell?
7. Did you get the slight urge to hit him after watching this?
8. When will Whitney Houston fans admit that it’s not all Bobby Brown’s fault?
9. Why does Britney Spears have one let alone two greatest hits collections?
10. Who else misses this ‘first beginning’ version of Keyshia Cole?
11. When did Eddie Griffin get a reality show and why?
12. Why didn’t any of ya’ll tell me about The Noisettes?
13. Will skinny jeans cause a nationwide shortage of Black sperm?
KELLY__ROWLAND OK. So, I'm at the MoBo's and getting ready to have a GREAT show with David and the MoBo's F'd my sound up!!!!! PISSED!!!!!
KELLY__ROWLAND HONESTLY, that just makes me work harder! But, what I will say is the MoBo's owe me an apology!!!! I was LIVID after the show!
KELLY__ROWLAND I wanted you guys to be the 1st to hear it from me! rehearsals. were fine. soundcheck. was fine. performance, wad a struggle at 1st
KELLY__ROWLAND But, I got through it!!!!!!!! So-----It happens! The next show will be Better!--------TRUST!!!!!!!!!
14. But doesn’t she always sound like that?
15. Finish this sentence: If I were this dress in public I would be called _________?
16. Why won’t you all let Oprah’s long, flowing and real hair be great?
17. Anyone else waiting for Alicia Keys to cover "Woman to Woman?"
18. Is he serious?
19. Instead of spending $100 million on trying to get the 2016 Olympics, can the city of Chicago boost their school budgets so we might not have to see videos of children being beaten to death on the street anymore?
20. Is it a requirement for celebrities to join Twitter and undo all of the work of their publicists?
1. When Trey Songz said his new album was hisOff The Wall, did you stop and wonder was he Off His Meds?
2. Why is Ciara (the one with actual talent) becoming known as the assistant/friend/hanger oner of a woman who does nothing?
3. Speaking of Kim Kardashian's beautiful self, she would make an appearance at the opening of a door if invited, wouldn't she?
4. When Wendy Williams looks at the list of booked guests for her talk show, do you think she asks "Who the hell are these people?!" like the rest of us?
5. Is this Negro serious?
6. Will Grace Jones be the next one to bite Rihanna following this swagger jacking cover?
(P.S. It's hot.)
7. When is someone going to get Lil' Wayne fixed?
8. Why won't Capitol records let LeToya be great?
9. Was Timbaland mad at Jay-Z when he sent those beats in for Blueprint 3?
10. Does this look appetizing to anyone else?
11. Are Ren & Stimpy serious?
12. In addition to the doctor, should we call Buffy?
13. Why does Nicki Minaj talk like she's from the projects of Britain?
14. When will it dawn on people that most of them don't have haters?
15. Did Wheelchair Jimmy just refer to Trey Songz as the greatest R&B singer of our generation?
(Sidenote: Trey must taste like strawberries to Drake. That or cocaine. I think Trey is talented, but really?!)
16. If Michael Jackson were still with us, who would he bitch slap first: Joe, Jermaine, or LaToya?
17. With a new daddy announced every week how long before someone claims Bubbles is the biological father of Michael Jackson's children?
18. Though her songs have gotten better, since it's obvious Cassie can't buy a hit anymore, is it time for her to go model and/or invest in having Diddy's baby?
19. Is anyone else on Twitter tired of the faux Hallmark, fortune cookie-esque "wisdom" being spouted on there?
5. Is it safe to call Kanye West a trendsetter now?
6. If you're Eminem, are you more jealous of Nick Cannon or Mariah Carey's hand?
7. Go three minutes in then tell me why do women like hip-hop again?
8. When is someone going to sit Shad down and explain to him that he's essentially the 00s answer to Kris Kross, and that he might want to go get a sitcom?
9. What happened to the days where you had to shave your beard before put your heels on?
10. If someone broke into your home and stuck a gun in your face, would you go back to bragging about your material possessions on the internet?
11. Why do I feel like this is gonna be Rihanna in thirty years (if she's lucky)?
12. Speaking of Rihanna, can we please stop taking pictures of her doing absolutely nothing?
13. Should we all chip in and get Jermaine a magic marker?
14. Who else saw this picture and thought, "Coke and Diet Coke?"
15. What kind of magic wand does photographer Rob Ector own?
16. Why is everyone going in on Rocsi lately? Did she mess with your man, too?
17. If your only claim to fame prior to your well received mixtape was a character known as "Wheelchair Jimmy," wouldn't you of all people know to sit your ass down when a doctor tells you to?
18. Will these G-listers on Twitter whining about people "hating" on them ever shut their happy asses up?
19. Can someone explain the origin of Nicki Minaj's accent please?
In honor of the best to ever done it, this month's "I Need Answers" is dedicated to Michael Jackson. Rest in peace to the man who's been shit'on on you these hoes since he jigged out of the womb.
2. Who in the hell left the gate open and allowed Joe Jackson to step out in a zoot suit designed for Satan and talk shit about his new record label thirty seconds after his son died?
3. Does anyone else look at the state of Michael Jackson-less pop & R&B and get the sudden urge to lead a séance to call his spirit back?
4. Speaking of spirits, will someone tell Larry King to quit it?
5. Did CNN really need to find Bubbles for a report on Michael Jackson?
6. And if that’s the case, why haven’t we heard from Emmanuel Lewis and Macaulay Culkin?
7. Do you know that to this day, I still can’t spell Macaulay without wanting to quit this bitch?
8. Wouldn’t it have been dope if Michael Jackson and Madonna went through with plans to collaborate on “In The Closet?”
9. Can someone direct me to a bridge that I can push this conniving vulture over?
10. Am I the only one hoping Rebe Jackson performs “Centipede” at the memorial service tomorrow?
[michaeljackson_recentpurchases]
11. Did anyone else look at this picture and immediately get angry?
12. What does this ratchet blond call herself doing?
13. Anyone in on paying a Michael Jackson impersonator to whoop up on Joe?
14. Is it wrong to wish that Michael’s labels hurry up and package all of his unreleased material from the vault?
15. Is Moonwalker on DVD?
16. Was I still on the bottle when these came out?
17. Doesn’t the inherently negative coverage in the mainstream media of Michael’s death make you want to slap a bitch?
18. Michael Jackson was acquitted of child molestation charges. Elvis Presley married a 14-year-old girl. Why is the naturally pale one not branded a pedophile?
19. I loved him, too, but be honest: Even if you want to treat him like family, can we agree that mentally Michael could be a little off the wall at times?
1. Couldn’t Michael Jackson at least have purchased some Creole or biracial kids?
2. Shouldn’t Eve have claimed those tweets aimed at Chris Brown as hers considering she hasn’t been relevant since the launch of the Palm Treo?
3. Did Bow Wow really say “Can I get two snaps in the chat room?” the other day?
4. Though she may be pretty, am I the only one who thinks Cassie has the body of a transgendered Japanese man?
5. What kind of lucky charm does Janet Jackson have between her legs?
6. I still get confused. Is this what they mean when they say “cunt boots?”
7. Am I the only one who thinks that new Kelly Rowland song should be sent back to the 90s rave it came from?
8. Give me one word to describe this.
9. Jay-Z is a 40-year-old who dresses like he’s 21. Should I care what trends he wants to die?
10. If I released an album this week and it only sold 12 copies, would I still make the top ten on the Billboard 200 next week?
11. Doesn’t Lil’ Wayne’s “Kobe Bryant” sound like what if fellatio came with a beat?
12. As far as the pause police goes, isn’t the idea of keeping tab of any and everything “suspect” a pause in itself?
"I've been in the biz 17 years, so everyone is used to me naming my records. So I wanted to mix it up a little. I want whoever listens to the record to call it what they want, name it themselves based on what they feel listening to the music."
13. What the hell is Pissy talking about?
14. How long before Rihanna starts wearing her hair like Little Richard?
5. Did anyone else read D. Woods' post on Global Grind and wonder what the hell she was talking about?
6. Hasn't Twitter, vlogs, and blogs made it painfully obvious just how uninteresting a lot of celebrities are?
7. Got giggles?
8. How grateful are you to Maxwell for releasing an R&B song that doesn't feature a rapper and doesn't include some random reference to some designer shoe or bag?
9. So Happy Meals aren't what's up on the playgrounds anymore, eh?
10. How much longer is T.I.'s victory lap to prison gonna last?
11. Is anyone else intrigued?
12. What has 50 Cent done for us lately?
13. Am I the only one who never bothered to watch a single episode of For The Love of Ray-J?
14. Did you know that Beyonce will fire you?
15. Doesn't this dude look a lot more like Keefla from Road Rules than 'Pac?
16. Name three actual sitcoms worth watching.
17. Now that Lil' Kim has managed to become relevant again thanks to her stint on Dancing with the Stars, how long will it be before Foxy Brown is on MTV break dancing with a group of Asian kids?
18. Isn't it sad how Tevin Campbell went from being one of the most talented teen vocalists ever to morphing into Tyrone Biggums?
19. Who in the hell would want to buy a scented candle from Gary Coleman?
20. Even if you may have to run your iPod pass the free clinic, aren't you loving Electrik Red?
1. I like him, but can we stop acting like President Obama is the Jesus remix now?
2. Is there anything else going on but the rent?
3. Was Halle Berry and the Harper’s Bazaar editors going for the Beyonce 20 years older and 40 pounds later look?
4. What decade is this?
5. So Donnie McClurkin compares being gay to being a diabetic. The ghey used to be compared to incest and bestiality. Should we call this progress?
6. By the way:
I’m a diabetic now and I don’t eat sugar, but it doesn’t mean that I don’t want sugar. The more I don’t eat the sugar, the more I lose the taste for sugar and the more my diet starts to change permanently – I can’t stand a regular soda now because it’s too much sugar. So, the more I don’t intake the sugar, the more it leaves out of my desire.
Isn’t this a flawed analogy? Like basically saying I'm gay but I won't give head. In the end, aren’t you still on team peen – just riding the bench?
No pun intended.
7. He seems like a nice guy, but am I the only one who has trouble making out HarlemHeights cast member Jason’s accent?
1. Who told that fool that jet skiing so soon after you've been accused of beating the ass of one of the world's most famous women was a good idea?
2. And does he realize how hard he's made it for lanky light skinned men?
3. Who does Keri Hilson think she's fooling when she says the remix to "Turnin' Me On" isn't about anyone in particular?
4. Why does the CW hate The Game so much?
5. Is Chris Brown over?
6. Since she hung up the phone when asked if her she embraced plastic surgery to look less Black, does Lil' Kim realize she now looks like Miss Swan on a bad day?
7. Will the library ever revoke Khia's internet access?
8. When is someone going to tell Beyonce that the hip padding isn't what's up?
9. Hasn't footage of Britney Spears' Circus tour proven that anti-depressants can only take you so far?
10. Does Christina Milian have friends?
11. Will Janet make up her mind already?
12. Whose ass is gonna deflate first: Angel Lola Luv or Kim Kardashian?
13. Am I the only who thinks Solange will twitter at her own funeral?
"Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God's help, to emerging a better person. Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writing under my name are frauds."
1. Is it safe to say Chris Brown may have stepped on Rihanna’s toe on purpose now?
2. When will a pair of clippers find the back of his head?
3. Who else is intrigued about J.Holiday’s sophomore album?
4. Which one doesn't look like they want to be there?
5. Why do I get the feeling Stevie Wonder would perform at the opening of an EZ Pay Loan store if he knew the check would clear?
6. So Harlem Heights is basically Baldwin Hills for grown ups, right?
7. While I respect her choice to not shave her legs, shouldn’t Mo’nique keeps those two grizzly bears in their cage?
8. Now that she’s joined the cast of Dancing with the Stars, can we officially say Lil’ Kim is over?
9. When is someone going to sit Bow Wow and Soulja Boy take away their ‘net privileges and sit them in time out so we don’t have to be bothered by their bitch beef?
10. Can the same be done for 50 and Officer Ross?
11. What the hell are a booty do and whoop da dee do?
12. Is there someone really selling a font based on Barack Obama's handwriting?
13. Shouldn’t he be selling a Lexus?
14. No really, what’s Teyana Taylor’s purpose?
15. Was anyone else surprised that Alicia Keys was having an affair…with a man?
16. What ya’ll think of Angie’s freakum dress?
17. If you were Ashanti, would you sue your hairdresser?
18. Is this Rihanna in 70 years?
19. What did Kelly Clarkson have to eat last night? Ruben Studdard?
20. Can someone stop my dick from committing suicide?
