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Monday, February 25, 2008
2:31 AM


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Just when you think it can't get any worse, word comes of another reality show starring who else but a rapper. From the looks of this casting call, Plies has given every rejected female from Flavor of Love a second chance at embarrassing Black women everywhere.

If you don't remember Plies, he's behind "Shawty." You know, that dude from Florida who talks like slavery ended a week ago? Come on. You remember him.

Anyway, the entire scene looks like a Maury Povich show after party. I have never seen so much Yaki in one place outside of Kim’s Beauty Supply. Or cellulite.

These women from all walks of life (with the bullet wounds to prove it), all dropped their babies off at their mom’s house so they can prove why they are the ultimate “bust it baby.” What is a "bust it baby" exactly? The hell if I know, but one thing is for sure: This is an example of what happens when you start wearing weaves before you learn how to multiply.

I'm not sure which 'lucky' network will be airing this show, but I'm sure there are many people hoping to make him the next Flavor Flav. Excited?

The Cynical Ones.
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