As you know, gay people are on the warpath in an attempt to interject the homosexual lifestyle into every facet of American society. The gays have been known to do this in the sneakiest of ways: introducing gay characters as normal, average people in various forms of media and entertainment instead of the emotionally disturbed, God-less, society-destroying forces of darkness common sense (in the way of bigotry) dictates gay people be depicted as.
Of course, crusaders like the late Jerry Falwell would not stand for this, calling out the gay agenda even in it's mildest forms of presentation. Like the sinister gay crusader, Tinky Winky of the Telebubbies. Falwell called out that purse wearing ferry for what he was. Very few people cared, but that doesn't matter. He spoke his mind freely, no matter how ridiculous he sounded.
Though Falwell has passed on (and likely now shares an apartment with Bert and Ernie), his legacy of pointless debates over whether or not characters popular among children should ever reflect the diverse nation we live in lives on. Now we have individuals like Robert Knight who fight the good fight. This time the dreaded gay menace that advocates tolerance is the Harry Potter series character, Dumbeldore.
As you see in the video, Knight criticizes Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling for outing Dumbeldore, saying her revelation makes it hard for parents not comfortable discussing gay people with their children. Like Santa, it's best to let your children live in fantasy. Santa is real, gay people aren't.
Knight tells Dan Abram: "The game plan is to interject homosexuality into kids books, school curricula, every possible part of the conversation."
The horror. That's scarier than the witchcraft themes in the book.
So why shouldn't kids know about homos? Well, like Knight says, sexually confused boys will look at this and say, "Hey, I should try it!," where they will end up getting STDs and all sorts of emotional problems. Like Knight says: "This is not a happy lifestyle."
Straight people don't get diseases, and it's obvious heterosexuality is an automatic guarantee for happiness. Just look at the incredibly low divorce rates in this country.
And so much for the word gay meaning happy. Maybe all this time they meant temporary happiness stemming from drug abuse.
If you're going after Harry Potter, why not go on and get all the other gay characters out there soiling the minds of children. Like Big Bird, Bert and Ernie, Smithers, and Droopy.
Now that I think about it, Scooby Doo and Shaggy always seemed to be a bit too close for comfort. Maybe between Fred and Barney, we should change the name of the Flintstones to Stoneage Mountain.
The one who used to matter a couple of years when he was the star of a label called Murder Inc.? The guy, who, when he wasn't rapping about extasy, weed, and committing acts of violence, used to croon love songs with Lil Mo' --- usually sounding exactly like the Cookie Monster? If not, he's the one who wrote the remix to "I'm Real," which caught J.Lo a lot of flack for casually singing (over Ashanti's vocals) the n-word.
It seems he's found a way to remind us that he's alive. And if you're wondering, no, recording with Lil Wayne doesn't count. You give Wayne a dollar and he'll jump on your track. I'm not impressed.
Later this month Congress will hold a hearing looking into stereotypes and the degradation of women in the media --- particularly Black women. The Congressional hearing will focus on hip hop lyrics specifically.
In an interview with Complex, the inspiration behind "Wanksta" lashed out at Congress.
"Yeah, they got my man Doug Morris under fire and shit, they got him going down to go speak to Congress about hip-hop lyrics, are you fucking serious? There's a fucking black kid right now about to get 25 years for having a fight with some white kids over hanging the nooses over the white tree, lets get to that. Let's get into shit like that, because that's what's tearing up America, not me calling a woman a bitch or a hoe on my rap songs."
Partial credit for the Jena 6 mention, but wait, it's coming.
"And if it is, then we need to go step to Paramount, and fucking MGM, and all of these other motherfuckers that's making all of these movies and we need to go step to MTV and Viacom, and lets talk about all these fucking shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can't watch this shit. Dating shows that's showing two guys or two girls in mid afternoon. Let's talk about shit like that! If that's not fucking up America I don't know what is."
And there it is. So the promotion of violence, drugs, and misogyny isn't hurting this country, it's corny dating shows that feature homosexuals souring this country's values.
This coming from someone once accused by DMX of having his own poking session with a male stylist while high on extasy. (To be fair: Crackheads lie, but you never know.)
I'm actually not a fan of the government telling us what's right and what's wrong, but it's idiots like Ja giving them motive.
He has a point that hip hop isn't the sole reason for this country's woes, but when it comes to stereotypes and degradation of black women, his calling a woman a bitch or a hoe is an issue.
Ja followed the question about the hearing up by speaking on his coining of the nickname "Superhead" for Karrien Steffans.
It seems Ewa Sowinska, a government-appointed children rights watchdog and Polish equivalent to Beanie Sigel, is making the rounds in the Polish press expressing concerns that the program might be promoting homosexuality.
Tsk, tsk.
In comments reminiscent of criticism by the late U.S. evangelist Jerry Falwell, she was quoted as saying: "I noticed (Tinky Winky) has a lady's purse, but I didn't realize he's a boy.""At first I thought the purse would be a burden for this Teletubby ... Later I learned that this may have a homosexual undertone."
She's basically calling Tinky Winky a queen, though as a psychologist, I would think she'd at least be aware of studies that suggest there's not always a correlation between variances in traditional gender roles and homosexual behavior. Or maybe that notion that Tinky Winky might not be gay. Maybe he's just a lazy bitch.
Or he could be a metrosexual. Has David Beckham taught his nothing? Kanye West has a man bag, and I'm almost certain a couple of women will vouch for him and go toe-to-toe with Beanie Sigel over insinuations that he's gay.
I don't think the Polish government cares, though:
Polish Education Minister Roman Giertych has proposed laws sacking teachers who promote "homosexual lifestyle" and banning "homo-agitation" in schools.
Homo-agitation? Someone please explain to me what that means. In very small words, so I can completely understand...and hold my laughter better.
But in a sign that the government wants to distance itself from Sowinska's comments, Parliamentary Speaker Ludwig Dorn said he had warned her against making public comments "that may turn her department into a laughing stock."
Too little, too late. Yes homo.
Big Bird better watch his back. Bert and Ernie already know to run and hide.
Remember Ted Haggard, the former President of the National Association of Evangelicals and the former presiding pastor of the 14,000 member New Life Church in Colorado Springs? He's the one that got his ass tossed from both positions last year after it was revealed that Pastor Teddy enjoys getting his ass tossed by a male prostitute. That and the good reverend admitted to regularly purchasing crystal meth from his "special friend."
Word has come out from one of the four pastors "treating him" that he's "completely heterosexual."
Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told the Denver Post on Tuesday that, "He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."
I see. He was only a little gay. Only a tiny bit, not nearly enough to warrant the complete homosexual label. Ted was just a hom, if nothing else.
On Sunday, Haggard emailed his congregation. You can read the complete email here.
Highlights from the letter include:
Jesus is starting to put me back together. I have spent so much time in repentance, brokenness, hurt and sorrow for the things I’ve done and the negative impact my actions have had on others. That sadness continues as my family and I, along with so many others, go through the painful consequences of my actions. Jesus and his followers, though, have saved my life. As part of New Life’s efforts to help me, they sent Gayle and me to Phoenix for a three-week psychological intensive that gave us three years worth of analysis and treatment. We all wanted to know why I developed such incongruity in my life.
So a man obviously gay turns his life over to his religion thinking that will suppress his natural urges. It turns out it doesn't, so he then turns to a male prostitute that sells him drugs that help him forget about the pain spawned from the self-hatred he bears. The male prostitute also provides him with the means and the hole to temporarily give into "temptation" i.e. his natural sexual urges. Once it's discovered what a hole he's dug himself in, instead of owning up to the truth that he is a gay man, he instead opts for a new method of brainwashing via a stay in an intensive psychiatric center that could probably make a hairy 300-pound man believe he is Beyonce if that lie is drilled into his head long enough.
We haven't decided where we are moving but so far have been offered two places, one in Iowa and one in Missouri. We are both planning on getting our masters in Psychology so we can work together serving others the rest of our lives.
Instead of truly forgiving you for your deceitful ways, these pseudo-sympathizers instead cast you off to some other state, as you're a reminder of their own hypocrisies. Never mind the opportunity to serve as a true example of the power of forgiveness, and add credence to your own religious dogma that argues God is forgiving and loves all of his creations. You instead would rather misinterpret Jesus' notion of turning the other cheek and send him a way, for the sole purpose of maintaining an image that leads people like Ted Haggard to go on crystal meth and have sex with prostitutes to begin with.
And Jesus wept.
But as God and people like you forgive me, the sun is starting to rise in my life. I look forward to communicating with greater ease.
Not to mention masturbating in the privacy of your own home to some man you have a secret relationship with on the internet.
