Separated at birth?

Moving on, there's really no eloquent or PC way of saying of this: Game has bitch tendencies.

When he's not going at women who've done nothing to him, ponying up delusions of hip hop grandeur, or whining about Dr. Dre and 50 Cent for the millionth time, he's bragging about sexual escapades that probably never even happened on the radio like a 16-year-old overweight and socially isolated boy who finally got his first mercy fuck.

Click here to listen to underwhelming emcee reveal to Funkmaster Flex that he did the "two finger split" (his words, not mine) to Vida Guerra.

"I never smashed it, but I did bang it and smash it," Game tells Flex.

By no means am I defending his crybaby misogynist, but you would think if he were going to kiss and tell, he'd actually have something to tell.

No wonder his punk ass wasn't picked on Change of Heart.