In honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., let us offer you po' black folk some chicken. Not even white meat, the better quality chicken, but dark meat, that nasty shit they sell in hoods all over cheaply anyway on any given day of the week. Do you know what happens when you eat too much dark meat?

"I can do for you what Martin did for the people." --- Beyonce Knowles

You start making dumb comments like these made by Beyonce. Take note.

In any event, it's the thought that counts, and right now I'm thinking about how I'd love to chunk a burnt biscuit at the head of whatever genius came up with this great idea.

Here you might learn something new about Dr. King. Here you can read how his anti-war message is still being spread across the nation at a time when it's needed most. And here, you can watch an interview with Yolanda, his daughter speaking on her father's legacy.

Thank you, Dr. King. We still have a ways to go, as evidenced by that coupon and articles like these.