Meet Rocko, hip hop's answer to Kevin Federline. It seems Monica's rumored fiance and confirmed father of her son, Lil Rock, has his sights set on a career as a rapper --- naturally.

The song, entitled "Umma Do Me," kicks off with a loud man shouting, "Listen to this track, bitch!"

Don't you just love southern hospitality?

The song then proceeds into a myriad of cliche's about having the latest and most expensive shoes, weed, and clothes. Y'know, keeping up with the innovative spirit currently taking place in mainstream hip hop. Wait, he stacks much paper. Can't leave that out, can we?

Quite the clever lyricist, Rocko asks/boasts, "Want to see how it's done? Then watch me do me."

Listen to Rocko do him by clicking here.

Wanna do me, too? If so, listen to the song, then follow up by grabbing a couple of alcohol pads and clean your ears out.