If you missed George Bush's press conference this morning, you probably did so purposely. Unfortunately for me, I wasn't as smart as you were, but if I had to suffer, shouldn't everyone else? That's a rhetorical question. Don't leave any comments grilling me.
Here's a recap of more than a half an hour not worth remembering.
On why the Democratic-controlled Congress has yet to pass any legislation of merit:
On the war effort:
...and soon Tehran.
Speaking of Democrats, his obvious thoughts on Democratic Congressional leadership:
His initial response to any journalist that thought they were going to get a real response out of him when they posed a hard question:
His second response:
After growing tired of annoying journalists doing their job:
My response to the President:
Watching George Bush speak sometimes makes you envy the deaf, or if you deem that offensive, replace deaf with the apolitical.
Believe me: This post was a lot more enjoyable than the actual press conference.