I swear Chris Brown is on a mission to make light skinned men go back out of style. What is up with this video for "This Christmas?"

Stop swagger jacking Michael Jackson. This means you, Chris, Usher, and Omarion (but he can teach me that moonwalk remix he did in the "Touch" video). I was ready for Chris to squeak out 'shamon' at any second. He's even creeping around kids like Mike.

When your voice is aiiiight at best, don't go remaking Donny Hathaway's Christmas song. Go remake TLC's shit. I'm trying to give this dude a break because we're brothers in the big teeth fam, but c'mon nah. But, just to show that Bugs Bunny is still down for Roger Rabbit, I will say he sounds better. Now I need to look for Moonwalker on DVD.