I was told that you should never poke fun at a gospel singer, because they're singing for God and it's music to God's ears. I never believed that nonsense, though. If God knows our hearts, God also knows our vocal chords, which is why Yolanda Adams is a mainstay at the Stellar Awards and Cassie has to do personal favors to talk over beats.

Enter Darryl Smith. Either this is some kind of Kirk Franklin parody, or this dude is on The Devil Is A Liar Records doing Satan's dirty work, because there is no way you can convince me that this music is about honoring anyone besides the deaf.

With all the evil in the world you would think these folks would give God a break. God is already worried about Bush and Bin Laden, but now God has to take a break to give this dude strep throat.

No, I'm not exaggerating. He truly sounds that bad. I tried to pass this link around to some of my friends so they could chime in on this, but most of them said they have no comment for fear of being booked an AirTran ticket to hell. To the homie that noticed Darryl sounded a lot like Lil Darryl: See you where the block is eternally hot, bunk buddy.

Go to his page and tell me that you think this sounds good. The only DJ that would spin this lives in hell. DJ Thorns on the 1 and 2 circle of hell. That or DJ Khaled. He'll play anything so long as you let him scream on the beginning and end of a track.