Plans to launch my rap career are coming along just fine, fine, fine, fine. It looks like I have already found my very own Memphis Bleek. Some of you may be wondering why would I choose an elderly white man to be my hypeman. What you should be asking is why wouldn't I? With him on board I now have a smoother path towards crossing over, as well as a clever way to work my second single, "Crank That Paycheck." Who else can crank their paychecks better than the dude from NBC News?
And since he's already rich, I don't really have to break the bank (or rob one) to pay him. As my lawyer as already informed me, I can pay him in street cred (thank you, Brittany). Look at David spinning --- he's down. He's getting it better than Mary. This is exactly why Mary has toned it down a little. They're not requesting "I Can Love You" on The Today Show, but they will be asking me on to appear on stage so they can watch David jig to "AIM Bitches."
