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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

2:42 PM

I Need Answers

1. Doesn’t Aubrey know coked out porn star is contagious?

2. Doesn’t Bill Richardson look like he says, “Yabba Dabba Doo!” on the regular?

3. Who has more chemistry: Bow Wow and Omarion or Beyonce and Jay-Z?

4. Are you laughing, too?

5. How do you feel about Clibama?

6. If you can appear in front of bunch of kids you don’t known, shouldn’t you stop by to say hello to your own child?

7. Did he really have to wear his mama’s cut up stockings on stage?

8. When did Choppa start beefin' with Jergens?

9. Am I the only one who thinks Donnie looks like a lost New Kid?

10. Is everyone about to start looking like they steal dalmatians?

11. Is that Rihanna or Prince?

12. Whatever happened to Kelly Clarkson?

13. Can he even vote?

14. Why are those random people from The Hills famous?

15. Will Teedra Moses ever drop another album?

16. Is this an April Fool’s joke?

17. So DMX is the Black Steven Segal, right?

18. Jazzy Phae and Webster making pork chop pizza on an internet cooking show: What the hell? (Thanks to Kid Fury for bringing this to my attention)

19. Anyone else notice how often Eve looks drunk in pictures?

20. Can we get another Faith album?

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