Am I the only one who thinks talking to Lil' Wayne must be one of the most painful things in life? When asked about New Orleans, Lil' D.A.R.E. ad mumbled a bunch of jibberish, then mentioned something about not doing "average things." Y'know: Thinking about something other than yourself. Reading the newspaper. Watching the news. Calling kinfolk and asking, "Hey, are they still on that bullshit down there?"

Like most cracked out addicts on the verge of offing themselves, Wayne wants to be left alone. I love when 'happy people' walk around high all day and craft songs centered on depression, then wonder why people might think they have a problem. He said don't worry about him, worry about yourself. Fine by me, crackhead.

By the way: What is that in the middle of his forehead? It looks like something that ought to be the logo for Superhead. I hope he didn't pay for that.