Perhaps I'm not being fair to my black brethren across the political aisle, but I'm more inclined to take a joint video release from Osama Bin Laden and David Duke more seriously than I am an ad by Black Republicans. Truth be told, nann party is all that great these days, but I find one hella more annoying than the other. When a Republican president sticks around for way too long (1 day, eight years) we get the same sorts of problems: rise in crime, gangs, drugs, the dollar going the way of the peso, and the mean mug being the national smile. Instead of branding Obama an arrogant elitist, Bush supporters ought to be looking at their mess of a President and their nominee of choice. Then go sulk.

Bless their hearts for even thinking Black folk will pay them any mind. Try again in 2012.