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Thursday, December 04, 2008
1:30 PM


Honk If You're Horny

 



When I was like 4 or 5, I had a duck (or rat to some) tail. One day I grabbed some scissors and cut it off. I got whooped for it, but it was worth it. Even I knew that some things needed to be let go. I guess people are feeling nostalgic and want to bring it back. As a matter of fact, a few weeks ago I spotted someone with a flat top at the club. I had one of those, too.

Don't hate. Anyway, this post isn't about that wack black splatch in the back of his head. I'm trying to settle something.

Now, I find this song corny, but the person who sent this to me (to laugh at his rat tail) said this song is nice. And when I said it was corny, homie tried to play me on my taste (Beyonce).

I've noticed readers here have varied opinions (you know, like humans) so I'm trying to conduct an informal poll.

I've never been a big Bobby V. fan anyway, but this song is the worst. "She gon' let me beep, beep, beep?" We're describing sex with the noises of a car horn now? What's next? Describing foreplay with red light, green light? Yeah, yeah...he meant beat, but he's still corny.

What do ya'll think? Am I alone or does the honk if your horny anthem have some charm to it?

P.S. Because I know that same person is going to leave a comment calling me a bird, I'm going to need you to read the comments left on the site.

DIZ MA SHYT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is my song

You have the same taste as KFC and Church's yourself, pimp. Don't be mad Popeyes has better taste.

The Cynical Ones.
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