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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
12:00 AM

The Name Game: Miller Edition


I think Master P's kids deserve their very own entry as it's a litter of them with names out of this world.

I'm at the point now where I can properly pronounce most of the 'unique' names of children even if I don't know what the hell their name actually means. Such is the Case for Percy's daughter, Cymphonique.

In addition to little Cymphonique - who on the site posted a video about wanting to be an "inspiring actress, dancer, and singer" (she's 12, ya'll -- I give her a pass) - there are her brothers and sisters.

Like Lil' King, the 8-year-old rap sensation who boasts lines like, "This young man, I'm #1/That means I come second to none/With a nick, nack, patty wack, send them haters home/My name is King and I'm coming for the thrown," from his single, "Wiggy Wiggy."

Not to be outdone, there's another rapping brother named Vercy. He's not to be confused with another Miller boy named Hercy. Or Veno, who sings.

Per Siyclone, I've learned the kids P. has with his wife include, Percy III (Lil' Romeo), Vercy, and Hercey. The girls include Itali, Tytyana, and Intylyana.

The others are from another mother. They're all promoted as triple threats, however.

Did ya'll get all that?

Last week the homie texted me that he met a girl named LaTiffany. I'm sure most of us will agree when compared to Cymphonique and Intylyana, LaTiffany's name might as well be Julie.

Edit: Per an anonymous commenter: "Lil' King isn't Cymphonique and Vernen's (Veno) brother...thats their cousin...Lil' King is Silkk's son not Percy's."

I read one thing, two people tell me something different, and now something else. I'm confused about who's child support check goes to whom, but I do know all those names are still 'unique.'

Thanks for leaving this, though!


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