2. Ciara decided to give Beyonce a dose of her own medicine by biting her look. Despite her channeling her inner Cici Fierce, all she did was give us another reason to laugh at her wack ass and remind of us why Beyonce is on top and why she needs Justin to score a cheap hit.
She also leaked a clip of her new video, which looks a lot like a fake ass version of "Kitty Kat." Ciara proves yet again that she just doesn't get it. She could offer a free coupon for a free trip inside of her with each copy of Fantasy Ride and the shit will still flop.
3. It turns out that two other members of the one hit wonder 90s group, Soul IV Real, were fraud ass frauds, too. Lost boys of B2K, and functioning illiterates of Pretty Ricky, meet your future if you don't find a financial planner and Dr. Suess.
You mean God and a petri dish. Why do people keep putting them not using birth control and condoms properly on God? God didn’t push you on your back and told you to spread ‘em. He's got bigger fish to fry: Like preventing elected goons and the executives that bought them their position from oblierating the world's economy and putting us all in bread lines.
But, of course, she get it from her mama:
This is why crackheads typically aren't encouraged to drink. But, it should be pointed out that she dances better than her kids.