Valtrex-using whore and hero to all ditzy no talents everywhere, Paris Hilton, has been the talk of every major gossip blog this week after ParisExposed.com revealed the obvious: Paris is a whore, a drug addict, and an idiot. This is of course is no surprise to many as the general public has been treated to shots of her vagina several times thanks to marijuana, alcohol, cocaine, ecstasy, and the celebrity-chasing paparazzi. But, while you may know that Paris's vagina and the Berlin Wall have a lot in common, you might have missed out on another tidbit about the simple star of The Simple Life: Paris Hilton is a coke whore and a racist.

Click here to see the no rhythm possessing walking advertisement for sterilization dance around saying, "We're like two niggers," then proceed to hurl insults directed at Jews and the Japanese.

The short video is hotter than the herpes that burn her crotch.

*In my best Paris voice --- that's hot!*

And in political news, Senator and Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden is under fire for his choice of words in praising Senator Barack Obama.

When prompted about his competition for the Democratic nomination for President, Biden had this to say about Obama: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

Biden quickly came under scrutiny for his comments, though he claimed his words were taken out of context.

"Barack Obama is probably the most exciting candidate that the Democratic or Republican Party has produced at least since I've been around. And he's fresh. He's new. He's smart. He's insightful. And I really regret that some have taken totally out of context my use of the world 'clean," Biden said in a telephone interview.

Biden said he was referring to a phrase used by his mother. "My mother has an expression: clean as a whistle, sharp as a tack," Biden said.

Well my mother has an expression, too: "There are a lot of stupid people in the world."

Hi, Joe.

This isn't the first time Senator Biden has come under fire for his insensitive remarks.

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent."

I wonder what his mother had to say about that.

Perhaps Biden just couldn't say what he was really thinking. "Y'know, Obama's not like those other coloreds --- he's one of the less scarier ones."

You know I can't forget to include the tried and true - "And he speaks so well!"

Maybe he's not a racist, but he's not too bright all the same.

Congrats, Senator Biden. You didn't have much of a chance to begin with, and now you've just sealed the deal on your loss.