If you're not doing this to your child, Happy Father's Day! If you're teaching your child how to make it rain on these hoes before he learns his ABCs: It's good you're spending quality time with your child, so I'll say Happy Father's Day to you, too. But aye, stop it! Teach him how to 2-step after he reads Dr. Suess. That's what I do with my niece.
P.S. Happy Father's Day to a lot of you mamas, too.
The Cynical Ones.