Take an AKA stroll and mesh it with the uncoordinated moves of a retard and a voguing queen and BAM you have latest dance craze brought to you by Grammy nominated artist (Ha!) Soulja Boy.

He had me with the Superman, but I'm not about to go to the club and dance like I'm checking my compact or headed to a probate for four minutes. Unfortunately, I'm sure millions of kids don't care, so expect to see the lot of them dancing around like victims of a car crash in less than a month. Mind you the mastermind behind this dance is someone that posts videos of himself pissing off a hotel balcony. His success is like the revenge of every special ed kid in the country.

By the way, thanks to Brittany for pointing out how hilarious (yet sad) this video is when you turn the volume down.