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Friday, June 13, 2008
4:14 PM


Figures

 


I thought it was just a joke, but maybe there's something to this.

First, that sick urinary tract deficiency having, Zorro swagger jacking, illiterate piece of shit child molester R. Kelly was found not guilty on fourteen counts of child pornography.

What deaf, dumb, blind, and broke person looked at that tape, saw that fool piss on an obvious Black girl lost, and thought to his or herself, "That ain't R. Kelly. That's his body double?"

He married a 15-year-old girl, was known to hit up McDonalds playland like it was happy hour to scoop up underage girls yet none of that was convincing enough (you know, besides a videotape) that he needs to be having a fiesta in prison to jurors?

Even if the girl in question and her trifling ass parents were bought off to deny they were committing statutory rape on film, people do have eyes, don't they?

Once again, society proves that they could give a less fuck about little Black girls. He'll be back to stalking high school dances before you know it...if he hasn't started already.

And just when the day wasn't bad enough, Tim Russert has passed away. If you don't know who that is, he is the moderator of Meet the Press and one of the greatest political minds in the media. He was always tough, but fair, and in an era where news and opinion are often blurred, it was always good to see an old school journalist take the words "fair and balanced" and apply them beyond a clever gimmick.

He will be missed. God rest his soul.

And fuck Pissy the Pedophile.

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