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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
11:47 AM


Hocus Pocus

 

I realize this is a touchy subject for many, but I can't just ignore these idiots on both sides who pretend to have God's cell number.

This time, there's a pray-off going on. On one side - God's side, apparently - are the evangelicals who represent John McCain. The other side - that probably only exists in the mind's of the other side - are the seedy, diabolical, and dark (in color and outlook) witches for Obama.

They write (and preface with "THIS IS VERY SERIOUS"):
IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DO SPIRITUAL WARFARE, PLEASE PRAY TODAY AND CONTINUALLY THAT ALL SUCH CURSES BE BROKEN AND SATAN'S PLAN FOR AMERICA BE DEFEATED, IN JESUS' NAME. PRAY AND COVER MCCAIN AND PALIN WITH THE BLOOD OF CHRIST. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DO SPIRITUAL WARFARE, IT IS TIME YOU LEARN!!!
Claiming:
She said the witches, warlocks and those involved in satanism and the occult get up daily at 3 a.m. to release curses against McCain and Palin so B. Hussein Obama is elected.
And:
They say "he is the chosen one". She said Obama's grandmother sacrificed a black and a white chicken to the "goddess of the river" so both whites and blacks will vote for Obama. All Islam loves and worships Obama. The world is mesmerized by him. Oprah's 200 million followers are out to elect Obama.
Do you think they baked or fried that chicken after they were done?

Oh yeah:
The occultists are "weaving lazy 8's around McCain's mind to make him look confused and like an idiot". Bree K. said we need to break these curses off of him that are being sent from Kenya.
I don't even know why they're worried. According to Sarah Palin, "God will do the right thing on November 4th."

By God she means those crooked people the McCain/Palin campaign hired to disenfranchise voters in swing states. How can anyone not look at this woman and think of a pretty crash dummy?

There are dead people with more brain cells than Sarah Palin. I really can't stand that dumb ass woman or people who think just like her. I'm sure that God loves everyone - including all of his genetic failures like these simple ass people - but I don't have to.

I'm not going to pray for it (that is stupid), but I wouldn't be mad if Jesus dropped one of his sandals on Sarah Palin's head.

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