I was reading the homie and legend (gotta start early) Clove's blog the other day and stumbled across a post
about people summing up their entire lives in six words
. It's not as easy as some people would think it is, but I decided to give it a shot only with a different twist.Michael Jackson:
White skin. Korean hair. Alien nose.
Dip it. Pop it. Twirk it.Lil’ Wayne:
Styrofoam cup. Don’t give a fuck.Bobby Brown:
It was all Whitney’s fault.Kanye West:
I’m the only man worth loving.Hillary Clinton:
Why couldn’t it have been me?Kelly Rowland:
I thought the Knowles’ loved me.Mary J. Blige:
I’m fine fine fine fine. Woo!Keyshia Cole:
I’m just like you. No reallyBow Wow:
I had to. It was Omarion.Omarion:
Anyone is better than Chris Stokes.Britney Spears:
Fame makes you lose your mind.Janet Jackson:
Should’ve worn a bra that day.Mariah Carey:
Unicorns. Rainbows. Butterflies. Charmbracelets. Pinot Grigio.Foxy Brown:
My album is coming out soon.Chico and El Debarge:
Drugs were not good to us.Ciara:
I could never make it work.Kim Kardashian:
Wow. That sex tape really worked.Lil’ Kim:
Always remember to research your surgeon.Rihanna:
Don’t tell me I ain’t fly.
As for me
: He always gave it his all.
I know, I know: aww and shit. I almost went with "Skinny muthaf-cka is crazy as s-it."
The Cynical Ones.