1. Is dressing like a gay pirate what’s hot now?

2. What does the M in MTV stand for again? “Mmm we like reality TV?”

3. Speaking of MTV, did Tyra Banks buy it?

4. Am I the only one that thinks Sean Kingston looks like a woman pretending to be a man?

5. Why wasn’t this used as Britney’s album cover?

6. Who else is happy that the Boondocks is finally back?

7. Shouldn’t Chris Brown send T-Pain his lunch money for giving him a much needed hit?

8. After failing to debut in the top 10 off a paltry 55,000 in sales, can we say it’s a wrap for J.Lo’s music career and dub her the Paula Abdul of the 00s already?

9. Is he still alive?

10. Will she look at the bottom of the charts and take the hint?

11. Now that they’re selling class rings and prom dresses, how long will it be before the House of Dereon starts selling bath towels, lingerie, and prison jumpsuits?

12. So I’m not getting a Sanjaya album?

13. Where is her whip and chain?

14. Who told her acting like a drag queen overdosing on hormone pills was the way to go on TV?

15. What the hell does yule mean?

16. Which is the bigger lame?

17. Will I go to hell for laughing?

18. How many of you are going to see Pissy the Pedophile on tour?

19. How long do you think she was plotting?

20. Gimmie more?

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