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Monday, February 04, 2008

4:21 PM

Questions

1. How many squirrels do you think had to die to make this coat?

2. How long before Aubrey catches a beat down from Frankie for talking noise about Keyshia?

3. Am I wrong for thinking Bobby probably talks to that dog?

4. Did Miss Swan get a tan?

5. Will Dawn Robinson ever have a stable relationship with anyone?

6. Who does Lil' Wayne love more: Baby or a bottle of 'Tussin?

7. How many more work for Diddy shows do we need?

8. Is anyone really trying to hear Heathcliff Huxtable rap?

9. Haven't we hit rock bottom with a reality show called My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad?

10. Did Fabolous take the phrase "Koolaid smile" too seriously?

11. Is she out of her rabbit ass mind?

12. Why?!

13. Why can't Mario sell?

14. Is the mullet back?

15. Shouldn't 50 be scoping out retirement villas?

16. Can the strike please end?

17. Who wouldn't want to wake up to that beautiful face every morning?

18. When is the last time Tina Knowles had an eye exam?

19. Can he do it?

20. You know that you're still free to continue plugging The Cynical Ones to other people, right? (No, I have no shame. ) :)

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