<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID\x3d13627209\x26blogName\x3dThe+Cynical+Ones\x26publishMode\x3dPUBLISH_MODE_BLOGSPOT\x26navbarType\x3dBLUE\x26layoutType\x3dCLASSIC\x26searchRoot\x3dhttps://thecynicalones.blogspot.com/search\x26blogLocale\x3den_US\x26v\x3d2\x26homepageUrl\x3dhttp://thecynicalones.blogspot.com/\x26vt\x3d-4663045453058572490', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe", messageHandlersFilter: gapi.iframes.CROSS_ORIGIN_IFRAMES_FILTER, messageHandlers: { 'blogger-ping': function() {} } }); } }); </script>
About Me

Writer. Music head. Political junkie. Pop culture whore. Funny black boy. Looking to have a voice in the world -- with a few good sponsors.

View My Complete Profile


Find Me Here:

The Recession Diaries

The Spin

Stay Tuned

Twitter


The Roll

1016

Aliya King

All That I Am: A Diary of My Randymethoughts Pt. II

Amerika's Muse

Bark + Bite

Basement Elevation

Bomani Jones

Bossip

Brooklyn Sista

Clay Cane

Concrete Loop

crunk and disorderly

Dope Penmanship

Fly Cliches

Four Four

GangStarrGirl

Got Sole?

Hot 2 Def Inc.

Incommunicado

Just Another Girl on the IRT

Me, Myself An Eye

Middlechild Promotions

Mz. Virgo

Necole Bitchie

Negrita Linda

One Boy Revolution

Oo Itz Santo

Queen of the Non Sequiturs

Queen To Be

Rhymes With Snitch

Soulbounce

Straight From The A

Thank God I'm Famous

That Grape Juice

The Fury

The Real 7

The search for RELLevance

Think2wice

Toya's World



Previous Posts

Let 'Em Fight
Rock With U
Kelly Finally Finds Friends That Will Support Her
The Morning After
Read Me
I Need Answers
The Politics of Good Looks
Lip Porn
She Grown, Ya'll
Always Depressing. Always

archives

May 2005
June 2005
July 2005
August 2005
September 2005
October 2005
November 2005
December 2005
January 2006
February 2006
March 2006
April 2006
May 2006
June 2006
July 2006
August 2006
September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
May 2007
June 2007
July 2007
August 2007
September 2007
October 2007
November 2007
December 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008
April 2008
May 2008
June 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009
July 2009
August 2009
September 2009
October 2009


Add to Technorati Favorites

Site Meter

free page hit
counter

Friday, March 07, 2008
10:58 AM


Chris Brown Is Ready To Serve

 

It looks like I might have to call my nine-year-old niece and tell her to check her little crush.

American superstar singer-entertainer Chris Brown and his entourage of dancers were involved in a scuffle at a local dance club. The fight took place during an after-party at a local German club, which the singer booked as a reprise.

Now what reason would my favorite R&B gymnast have to fight anyone?

Locals explain that Brown and his entourage were involved in a "dance-type battle" with another team. During the breakdancing, words were exchanged and Brown and the leader of the opposing entourage began to approach each other and push. Before the fight could escalate into a full-scale melee, members of Brown's entourage intervened, pulling the singer away.

What kind of lameness?! Are they shooting You Got Served 2 in Germany? Please tell me that’s it. Tell me Chris Brown isn’t fighting someone over a poplocking contest?

He needs to sit his backflipping ass down somewhere. I didn’t think dance battles really led to actual battles.

Despite the begging of patron's there for calm, it took the bodyguard of Brown to restrain him fully by standing in front of him and preventing him from approaching the opposing team before he would leave the dance floor.

Really, though? Is it that serious? What did the dude say to Chris? Did he say, “That’s why Omarion dances better than you anyway!” or maybe, “You wannabe Usher!” Even still, is it that deep to be fighting over which dancer could best double as an Olympic-medal win gymnast in Beijing this summer?

I don’t want to offend any dance captains out there, but fighting over a dance competition is corny to me. If Marques Houston is doing it in movies, you know something is wrong with it. I’m just saying, ya’ll.

Owners of the club asked the unidentified 'opponent' to leave along with his entourage, before Brown would return from the back rooms to the main floor.

For real? Did one of them yell, “You ain’t bad, you ain’t nothing!” at each other, too?

Who’s bad?

After the opposing members left, Brown's party continued undisturbed and he asked for the dance-battle to continue.

“I’m focused, man!”

Here's video of Stomp The Yard: German Edition:


I’m going to assume that maybe Chris was being heckled because he’s a celebrity, he just wanted to do something “normal,” and folks got out of pocket, blah blah blah. Someone better have at least stepped on the man's shoe.

I really don’t want to believe they bumped into each other doing the superman and all hell broke loose.

In other Chris-related news:

Check out little Jonathan Taylor Thomas try to show ya’ll boy out. I wonder if Justin Timberlake is ready to plex now?


The Cynical Ones.
posted by Michael at