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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

1:21 PM

I Need Answers

1. Has Eva gained weight?

2. Can we get Snoop a speech coach?

3. Have you ever read truer words?

4. Is a person ever too old to wear a catsuit?

5. Can Marlon claim his seed already?

6. What took her so long to go back to the Pussycat Dolls?

7. Can anyone top Patti’s church hat game?

8. Can this scarf, silk pirate trend end already?

9. Can the murse phenomenon go, too?

10. Should he change his name?

11. Is she her generation’s answer to Da Brat?

12. If so, does that make her the MC Lyte reincarnated?

13. How many times a week do you think Lil' Wayne makes love to a Styrofoam cup?

14. Do people still check for Ashanti?

15. Do you have your glass ready?

16. Are they the new Jay-Z and Beyonce or the Black Zack and Kelly?

17. Her last album didn't do that bad, did it?

18. Notice anything different?

19. Does anyone take better candid shots than Mary J. Blige?

20. When will she learn that new one else does?

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