And here I thought it couldn't get any worse than Nicholas Peterson trying to rap. Thank you, lost member of Xscape for keeping me in line.

I'm not sure how one goes from Tyler Perry to yank out my tracks, but hey, we are in a recession after all.

As much as I love a good ign't anthem, I can't get with this. Tamika Scott deserves a citation first and foremost for sampling Silk's "Freak Me" and turning into nonsense that could only make Mr. Kim at the beauty supply store happy.

Tamika's friend should be arrested for impersonating a person with talent.

The person who "directed" this video is lucky he doesn't get water boarded for not lying to Tamika and her Shawna lookalike friend with the clearance Kim flow.

I'm not sure why Tamika is singing this like it's a gospel song, but I am suddenly in the mood to go to church if only to pray that Jesus be a pulled video from YouTube.

At first I wondered if she was serious with this, then I thought about it: If I'm sitting here wondering if it's some brilliant parody that means she's was dead ass serious when she left the gas station with bags of yaki, a Slim Jim, some Sutter's Home, an order of shrimp fried rice, and $5 on 5.

Fail.