Disclaimer: Lots and lots of cussin' in this here post. I will wash my hands with soap as soon as I finish posting.
I don't like this lil' ign't sum bitch. I'm sure there's a much more eloquent way of stating such, but why bother.
Perhaps it's the part of me that hates misogynistic jackasses, or maybe it's the little voice inside my head that says thou shalt hate all lames, but this video irks the hell out of me. Not only is the idea of someone owing you sex sophomoric, the fact that Bow Wow calls out some girl by her government online is a bitch move.
He acts like a little boy. A stupid, corny little one at that. There is nothing worse than a fake ass thug. He can get all the tats in the world and put on airs that he's harder than he actually is, but he will forever be Lil' Bow Wow and being a classless clown won't change any of that. Neither will impersonating Lil' Wayne, which he seems to be doing in this video.
One would think he'd concentrate more on developing himself as an actor since that's the only viable career option he has left. Sampling TLC isn't going to save your career.
I hope Dolicia and/or Omarion smack the shit out of him.
Juan Williams is one of those Black people I wish you could bitch slap the Black off of. You would think after years of saying some of the most insidious comments about race, class, and politics on Fox News Juan might be compelled to finally start making an ounce of sense.
That’s what I get for still holding on to optimism. Some people can’t be saved especially those that work for Fox News. Juan has to earn that paycheck so he has to make sure he utters the most nonsensical bullshit to secure airtime.
“How many lives have sacrificed to the cause of liberating Iraq?
Liberate Iraq? I don’t recall Iraqis ever asking us to “liberate” them via an invasion and occupation. Besides, wasn’t the whole point of the war to stop Saddam from using his nonexistent nuclear weapons?
I wonder how many Iraqi lives were lost in a war for profit that was guised as an effort to thwart nuclear war.
“We’d never treat their leader in that way.”
Not that I’m a fan, but we executed Saddam Hussein. Of course, we’re the reason he had all of those chemical weapons to begin with, but I suppose that doesn’t matter now.
“The act of an ingrate.”
I can’t stand when Black people in particular say some bullshit like this. Earlier this year Pat Buchanan wrote that Black people ought to be more grateful as white people have done more for Blacks than other race on Earth.
And last year Pope Benedict told Brazilians that despite what history tells them Christianity was never imposed on them by a foreign culture, then proceeding to bash their way of life pre-colonization.
This is the exact same thing to me.
“I would’ve punched the guy.”
And he probably would’ve shoved his socks down your throat.
Dry Eyes on Barack Obama's chances this November: "I think if I may say so, there's just too many people not going to vote for a Black candidate -- especially a Black angry candidate."
I love that he follows up that statement with, "I hate to say that because I abhor racism." Ye ain't got to lie to kick it, Ben Stein. You're on the channel where Black people are often treated as the station's arch nemesis, so there's no need to couple a lie with an even bigger one. Especially when the premise of the question you're answering is already loaded.
Barack Obama is about as angry as a Sade record. If the poster child for mild mannerness is considered angry, I can only imagine what I would be considered if I decided to become Senator Sinick.
With the advent of video blogging, I thought the idea of fans getting a glimpse into the personalities of their favorite artists would be a good thing. I forgot that many of these artists need their personalities created for them first.
Twenty seconds into this and I was already annoyed. I suppose that's what I get for even watching this. I'm amazed at the self-importance of someone that needed two solo albums to sell seven units. Why does the beginning of this video come across as some glowing tribute to himself when all it is a unnecessary documentary of him transforming himself from Sho'nuff Jr. to Black Keebler elf.
Chris Pokes must have wanted him to be this overly dramatic. Queen.
Happy 2008, ya'll! I was going to kick off the year with something warm and fuzzy that would make early 90s Mariah Carey proud, but I'm compelled by the evil spirits of stupidity.
Have people not learned that MySpace is the devil (readers feel free to hit me up, though)? Beyonce's little sister and this decade's answer to Ray-J, Solange, has something to say about all of you haters people with sense on her MySpace blog.
I've probably already lost your attention because this is about the Knowles not named Beyonce, but here are a few highlights from the low life's entry.
(please exuse my typos, im not writing a literature essay to get into harvard. just a happy new years wish to everyone this will b one big run on sentence!
I hate when people start off ramblings with this. There's no need to point out you paid more attention to Beyonce at rehearsal than you did in English. We can tell.
On her New Year's Resolution:
use my middle finger alot more. i always think what person did that gesture and made it so famous for saying "f*ck you''! why wasnt it a pinky or a thumb? lol but scince it does mean those clever two words i want to do it alot more. its neccesary to be happy in life. if you think about some of the most great and succesfull people and artist..... prince, oprah, bill gates, basquiat, andy warhol, murakami, michael jackson, kayne west, oh this list could go on forever.... they all had to say it once or twice in their lifetime. people are always gonna try and tear u down for your individuality, your creative drive, you personal choices and all the little things that make you you! people rag on me for everything, from my choices in shoes and lipstick color all the way up to my hair! but at the end of the day YOU have to be happy with YOU!
"Scince?" She did warn me. I hope Papa Knowles bought little Daniel and Solange Hooked on Phonics for Christmas. Solange has always been a little cocky somebody who would walk around Houston saying "Do you know who I am?" as if anyone cared. This is before Beyonce herself blew up, mind you. Now she wants the haters to cease and desist. Try getting fans first.
Look, I bought her album for $5.99, so despite Solange typically looking like "Who did it and why?" and "No really, who did that to you?" she has a degree of musical talent. Wasting time throwing out incoherent ramblings isn't going to get her any notice for it, though. If you don't care about people, you don't waste your time constantly addressing people's criticisms. If they don't matter, they just don't. Do you and do it well. This is why some people need to go start a journal in the new year.
Oh yeah, that part about individuality:
i want to be like the black bjork!
Zoom. Look at her go be herself. She needs to turn this video up really high:
She types like her keyboard gets high, and that makes me uncomfortable. That explains why she writes about white sheep, ex pills, and other nonsense. Please let her child have loads of Dr. Suess on deck.
It's been four years since the video release of "Tip Drill" and now Nelly wants to talk about it. I'm guessing his decision to not shut up about it now has more to do with generating buzz for the December release of his album, Brass Knuckles, than a genuine interest to engage fans and critics in an open debate over the accusations that hip hop is misogynistic and objectifies women. When you have to fish back that far to maintain some degree of relevance, there's a problem. That's what happens when you release bullshit like "Wadsyaname" as your lead single. The song has been met with the same amount of fanfare as the idea of a Star Jones and Al Reynolds sex tape.
His arguments on this matter have ranged from the asinine to the absurd. Now he just needs to shut up.
In an interview with SOHH, the nursery rhyme-inspired rapper argues that there is a double standard where actors can simulate sex scenes without scrutiny yet rappers are criticized for having half-naked women in their videos.
"You look at Essence magazine, and they wouldn't put a rapper on the cover," he told SOHH. "They wouldn't put Nelly on the cover of Essence. Why? I don't know. Would I like to do it? Of course I would. Why not?"
Who knew Nelly was a subscriber?
He goes on:
"You wouldn't put me on the cover because of the 'Tip Drill' video ... that's probably your main focus," he added. "But yet still, you put Halle Berry on the cover. She's had a 15-minute sex scene with some white guy in front of a couch ... I mean you can't tell me that 'Tip Drill' was worse than watching that sex scene between Billy Bob (Thornton) and Halle Berry. You can't tell me that. That was longer than four or five minutes. You feel what I'm sayin'?"
Monster's Ball is a twisted love story about a racist white prison guard falling in love with a black woman whose husband he executed. "Tip Drill" is about ugly strippers with big asses that you want to drill with the tip of your dick, or if you interpret another way (as it's still debated in some circles) a chick you run a train on.
Though I found the love scene between Billy Bob and Halle to be an eye and ear sore ("Do something to make me feel good" = bah), I have a hard time getting the comparison. One is a full length movie that's not limited to sex while the other is a little over seven minutes of ass jiggling, smacking, credit card down the crack swiping fused with a repetitive chorus and cheesy grins.
Nelly says he wants to be recognized for his charitable contributions, not the images found in his videos.
"I do numerous charity events," Nelly said. "I've got people signed up on the bone marrow, stem cell. I've got over 5,000 people registered through our not for profit and things that we've been able to do. We found 7 donors ... for people that needed transplants. We've helped saved 7 lives. Period. Have you done that?"
Well band aid boy, when the seed money you earn to make these charitable contributions (which are commendable), stems from your music, why are you shocked when attention swings to it, derrty?
It's never "I take responsibility for my actions," it's always, "But they did it, too!" That doesn't work over the age of 5.
There's something particularly annoying about some 'aggressives,' 'studs,' men without penises, or whatever you choose to call them. I realize that not every person fits the narrow Western notions of gender that dictates men and women only behave a certain way, but in the end, I still get annoyed by those who get carried away and develop an unnatural attachment to their fictitious dicks. Again, some not all. Some are very cool; others need reality to hit them upside their heads (or between their...).
The ones I'm referring to act a lot like insecure men. The type of man who has to show off his masculinity through fighting, trying to act hard, and clutching his sac as if he lives in constant fear it may try to make an escape. It's bad enough you have to deal with them. Now you have to deal with some women who want to be just like them.
I once heard a stud tell a man to suck her dick. I wish he had told her, "Leave that to your girlfriend after you plug it in."
Da Brat always struck me as one of these types, and now she's lent further credence to my theory by busting a chick in her face with a rum bottle.
Why? Because she bumped into her. What better reason to fight someone is there than that? Oh, wait, you can't forget stepping on a person's shoes. That club waitress may have died if she had done that.
Da Brat obviously hasn't learned her lesson from 2000 when she pistol whipped a woman for not making room for her and her entourage (ha!) in VIP.
Just like a...stop, I gave the word up. I'm not saying "act like a lady." It's more so act like you have some sense.
But since she wants to channel "Bottle Action," maybe now she and Foxy can become pen pals.
One more thing: Is it or me is Da Brat swagger jacking Pebbles Flintstone in her mug shot?
Did anyone ever figure out what type of puppy that was on her head?
Disclaimer: Of course not all women are bitches. I'm gender-neutral on the word. Men can be bitches, too, and will be featured in this as well.
Now, that we’ve gotten that out of way let me continue my rant on the most delusional bitch of the week.
As part of her press run for the push for her second round of celebrity dick tales, The Vixen Diaries, Karrine Steffans has been calling in to a number of radio stations across the country.
For one station in Detroit, she’s quick to snap on a DJ not to call her “Superhead.” Ok, Karrine, I understand. Maybe they call you Incrediblehead now.
But then she snaps into asking why society celebrates a name like “Superhead.” This is of course the same celebrity-obsessed society she purposely marketed her book towards.
One more thing:
Uh huh.
She goes on to deny that sleeping with celebrities is how she got her success.
“My success comes from being able to sit down and write a 250 page manuscript and sell it and become a New York Times bestselling author.”
"I recalled his face and lips [exploring my body] … I wondered how I tasted to her." --- Karrine on her relationship with boxer Antonio Tarver shortly before he married.
Toni Morrison and Zora Neale Hurston from beyond called. They both said, “Ho, sit down.”
“The point of the first book was that sleeping with people got me no where.”
If that’s the case, why is she still writing about it? Nevermind, wouldn’t want her to strain her head to think about all the times she’s given it.
After being called out on her pornographic past, Karrine defends it by shouting back that she was a 20-year-old-mother that got left by her husband, was hooked on drugs, and needed money. I guess the bank and Macys weren’t hiring.
“At this point and stage, I feel like people in the African American community no one wants me to change, and no one wants me to be different. And it’s really disheartening for me when I speak to all these stations and – because you know I do this all day long now – it’s usually my own people that try to tear me down and ask me ignorant questions. I’d like to see more of my people ask more of the questions…I don’t want the white folk to get all the good stuff.”
Then she continues to go on to portray herself as some victim, and pretending to act as if she didn’t use sex as an ATM card.
I find it interesting that she’s championing white people for their “intelligent questions.” Well when you perpetuate a stereotype about black women, I’m sure some circles would welcome you with open arms. I'm even more sure a lot of mainstream outlets could care less about her.
She also said she can’t speak to ignorant people, because it gives her a headache. This is the same woman who’s writing about rough sex with Mike Tyson, allows Bobby Brown to sleep on her couch, and gone on extasy binges with a number of rappers. Hand her the Advil.
I really don’t mind the fact that she’s chasing celebrity so long as she’s being truthful about her methods of attaining it. She just irks the hell out of me trying to be saddity on-air when you can’t help but wonder if her walls are collapsing with every new chapter she writes.
Do what you do but real about it. I don't knock her hustle. I knock her for being devoid of reality.
It's been four years since the video release of "Tip Drill" and now Nelly wants to talk about it. I'm guessing his decision to not shut up about it now has more to do with generating buzz for the December release of his album, Brass Knuckles, than a genuine interest to engage fans and critics in an open debate over the accusations that hip hop is misogynistic and objectifies women. When you have to fish back that far to maintain some degree of relevance, there's a problem. That's what happens when you release bullshit like "Wadsyaname" as your lead single. The song has been met with the same amount of fanfare as the idea of a Star Jones and Al Reynolds sex tape.
One more thing: Is it or me is Da Brat swagger jacking Pebbles Flintstone in her mug shot?
