This week’s MySpace singer spotlight is an old favorite. Do you remember Tahj Mowry? Michelle Tanner’s special friend who turned into the Smart Guy that has since morphed into what looks like the Rock’s long lost son? Well, little Teddy has singing dreams, ya’ll.

You can check out his MySpace page here to hear Tia and Tamera’s little brother make Chris Brown feel more comfortable about his spot in the R&B world. That’s probably due to the fact that when Tahj he sings he makes Chris Brown sound like Teddy Pendergrass.

No really: his voice is mighty high. I mean, it’s not like I walk around sounding like Deebo or the Lady of Rage myself, but I’m just saying someone ought to consider getting their voices screwed and chopped if they’re looking to get spins. To give him hope, I will say that his voice is high enough to make him a worthy replacement of any member of Day 26 (Making the Band 4). Take that, take that, Tahj.

Tahj is joining a long list of actors and athletes who have no business two stepping into a recording booth. This means you Nay Nay Campbell, Kobe Bryant, Niecy (What is that girl’s name again? The one K-Fed knocked up and is leeching off of Britney Spears’ celebrity? Oooooh! Shar Jackson. Dang, that took me a minute. Yeah, that chick.), Tatyana Ali, Shaquille O’Neal, Deion Sanders, Tyra Banks (Minus “Shake Ya Body,” that was the cut --- don’t hate!), and Tahj’s own sisters, Tia and Tamera.

Yeah them, too. I like them, but that fake En Vogue song they recorded for Sister, Sister --- that’s a negative (credit to the B-More homie for the phrase)

The last I heard Tahj was playing college football. I’m guessing that dream hasn't panned out. Maybe he should get Tia to hook him up with a role on The Game, because prepubescent-themed R&B ain’t gonna cut it.

Labels: platinum dreams