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This is Greg the Barber. If you haven’t heard, Greg has become the subject of internet folklore after he reportedly knocked Suge Knight out at a club recently. Despite getting jumped by Suge’s folk, Greg reportedly channeled Donnie McClurkin and Ike Turner and put Suge on his back.
Now I understand that being hailed as the real life Craig for doing the unthinkable (knocking Suge Knight down) must be pretty surreal, but am I the only one watching this video thinking, “They shootin' --- Ahh, made you look?”
Better yet: “I see red people.” I hope he has some FBI connect or something, because Suge Knight doesn’t strike me as the type to let public humiliation go easily.
If you look towards the end of the video, you see homie’s wrists need crutches, but since he can obviously pack a punch, maybe he isn’t worried. That or the skull on his shirt shoots hollow-point bullets.
Don’t be surprised if we find out that Greg sent Suge Knight a card apologizing for “accidentally running his first into Mr. Knight’s face.” Then again, he seems to be enjoying the attention, so maybe he’s not scared.
Good luck on trying to land a VH1 reality show out of this whole thing, pimpin’. He’s already been offered a PPV match against Suge Knight set for New Years Eve. Yes, I’m serious. Don’t even try to act surprised.