1. Who told that fool that jet skiing so soon after you've been accused of beating the ass of one of the world's most famous women was a good idea?
2. And does he realize how hard he's made it for lanky light skinned men?
3. Who does Keri Hilson think she's fooling when she says the remix to "Turnin' Me On" isn't about anyone in particular?
4. Why does the CW hate The Game
5. Is Chris Brown over?
6. Since she hung up the phone when asked
if her she embraced plastic surgery to look less Black, does Lil' Kim realize she now looks like Miss Swan on a bad day?
7. Will the library ever revoke Khia's internet access?
8. When is someone going to tell Beyonce that the hip padding isn't what's up?
9. Hasn't footage of Britney Spears' Circus tour proven that anti-depressants can only take you so far?
10. Does Christina Milian have friends?
11. Will Janet make up her mind already?
12. Whose ass is gonna deflate first: Angel Lola Luv or Kim Kardashian?
13. Am I the only who thinks Solange will twitter at her own funeral?
14. I don't care to see The Watchmen
. Do you?
15. Are you on Twitter
16. Which show can you not believe still comes on the most: American Idol
or America's Next Top Model
17. Can Barack Obama do better with his gift giving game
18. Finish this statement: Kanye West's new friend Amber Rose looks like she ________.
19. What do you think of
The Hills of Color
20. Brother, can you spare a dollar?
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