Wayne is officially the biggest rapper in the world. I have all 1,005,545 of you to thank for that. Come get your gift. It's wrapped in fire. I keed, I keed. In this video, Weezy F. Rehab thanks his fans, then starts talking about old book drives like he's eight-years-old. As usual, I don't know what the hell he's talking about. I'm assuming maybe he's joking, then again who am I kidding? His most cherished possession - a Styrofoam cup - is in the background, so you know how that goes.

Syrup works wonders. It also kills them. But you know what? Congrats to Wayne, and more importantly, shout out to his drug dealer. That's who's really celebrating.

Edit: So I just listened to the 'A Milli' remix (that was quick), maybe it's just me, but whenever Wayne says, "Young Moolah, baby" I think of Gargamel (from The Smurfs). I bet that's what Gargamel would sound like if he were crying. Carry on.