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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
12:01 AM

He Looka Like A Shim


Enough people will be clowning Mariah playing the hood chick J. Lo did about seven years ago, so there's no point in me focusing on that. I think the homie captures my sentiments brilliantly when she says Mariah looks like Jasmine from The Boondocks. Since that's now out of the way, we can focus on the star of the show.

There's something different about The Dream's face. I've long pointed out that he looks like a Teddy Graham, but that's not the only thing different about it. I couldn't put my finger on it for the longest and then it hit me once I watched this video: His face reminds me of a lesbian.

Well, let me clean that up: Not all lesbians, just studs. You know, chicks with the bald fade who fool you up until you notice they are a D cup. That's what Mr. Mrs. Teddy Graham reminds me of. After I told people I definitely got called a couple of names - most centering on being crazy and foolish - but I'm so serious about this.

And get this, he's not the only one, ya'll.

Look at Big Mike in the back. He looks like he can spit "Sock It 2 Me" word for word. And check out Willie's expression. I wonder if he's thinking, "I ain't too sure about Mike." Que is too busy frowning in Aubrey's direction to notice.

There are others, like Clay Aiken, though I refuse to post his picture. It's getting late, and who wants that kind of nightmare.

Alright, ya'll, time to say your piece. Am I the only one noticing this or do I need to lay down and stay there? I know some of you will be saying the latter just because. That ain't right.

The Cynical Ones.
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